just keep swimming

Wave Twenty-Eight

2008-05-26T22:42:12Z

Don't worry mates, we're friendly!

Except to wankers threatening me'n me sister. Can't we all bloody get along? Oh and daft gits with flying sharks. Sharks don't fly, they breach!

Wave Twenty-Seven

2008-05-15T02:26:00Z

The're TWO bleedin' Cities!?!

Wave Twenty-Six

2008-04-30T23:07:14Z

Sometimes I think you lot are way too bloody serious.

You get aggro when something little goes wrong. It could be a curse or someone just calling you a cheeky cow. I like to think that's cos you didn't have much in your homeworld, so now you want to keep everything as perfect as you can. Where I come from that's called getting spoiled.

Some o'you are so fucking frigid, you got this chip on your shoulders from the old homeworld. You know vampire, werewolf, soulless this and soulless that. I've got a right mind to bet your biggest enemy's yourself. You don't think you deserve to be happy.

Well this isn't your world, this is a great world, you've all got yourselves a second chance. Don't piss on it.

Wave Twenty-Five

2008-04-17T18:17:38Z

I've swum the whole bloody Atlantic more times than any curse can scare me off of it.

Jack! Richard! Surf, yeh?

Pretty and Precious, care for a bit o'waffle fish sandwich? S'right, waffle fish sandwich.

Oy mate, you came with recommendations.

But Saya, she's too young!

Wave Twenty-Four

2008-03-25T20:28:00Z

They're so... bloody delicious... I need more.

Anyone 'oo doesn't want any? Pass'em my way if you please!

Deliver to:

Scholar
Sydney Opera House
Cove at Northshore Beach
The City

Wave Twenty-Three

2008-03-15T00:13:06Z

Unpleasant shit, that curse was. Ought to start a list on what never to say to a bird... Top it off though I made me a new mate! Strength in bloody numbers.

Wave Twenty-Two

2008-02-26T18:46:46Z

To the blokes and birds who keep blowing up the beaches:

At least leave me the fish you fry?

Wave Twenty-One

2008-02-02T21:35:21Z

GUESS WHAT CITY.

IT'S ME BIRTHDAY.

Bet you lot never thought I'd make it to twenty-eight.

Wave Twenty

2008-01-22T19:03:35Z

Voice Post//Why won't it stop!?

Oy oy, but I'm not even from--

Out on bail fresh outta jail, California dreamin
Soon as I stepped on the scene, I'm hearin hoochies screamin
Fiendin for money and alcohol
the life of a west side playa where cowards die
and its all war
Only in Cali where we riot not rally to live and die
In L.A. we wearin Chucks not Ballies (that's right, uh)
Dressed in Locs and khaki suits and ride is what we do
Flossin but have caution we collide with other crews
Famous cause we program worldwide
Let'em recognize from Long Beach to Rosecrans
Bumpin and grindin like a slow jam, it's west side
So you know the row won't bow down to no man
Say what you say
But give me that bomb beat from Dre
Let me serenade the streets of L.A.
From Oakland to Sactown
The Bay Area and back down
Cali is where they put they mack down
Cali-love

California

Wave Nineteen

2008-01-18T18:25:58Z

edln sersel,esrl;

/;l;lweer eropop

//Voice Post//

Squeak squeeeaaak squeak??

....

SQUUEEEAK!!!??!

Wave Eighteen

2007-12-23T07:37:26Z

They'll look lovely on you, Georgey. I hope Arion appreciates them as much. - SS

It's never too soon for siblings. - SS

Wave Seventeen

2007-12-17T04:45:14Z

You teach'em how to surf, you teach'em how to swim, you paddle out when'ey get a cramp, is this the thanks Scholar gets for patrolling? It's about time this place washed up more than a straggler or rubber on me shore. Night's cool, tide's warm, there's a wind, s'nothing you lot should be complaining over! I'm surfing.

Wave Sixteen

2007-12-09T03:05:19Z

Knots were up to bloody fifty today! Saya, your kite works like a charm.

You lot, me thanks for not taking your tumble to the sands. It would've been a right cock up, mavericking in like I do.

KITESURFING WHOO!!!!!

Wave Fifteen

2007-11-27T23:35:20Z

These poofy shoes are still stuck to me dogs. I can't turn a bleedin' kick on these!

Geeeoooorrrrrge, me luv. I know you've got a set o'wheels. Care to give old Scholar a lift?

Please? Pretty please?

Wave Fourteen

2007-11-06T19:04:56Z

Spamloggin' for Saya//WTFery Comments for Everyone Else

Wo'.... wo'the....

.....

.....

GREAT BLEEDING SHITE SAYA WE WON THE WAR.

Wave Thirteen

2007-11-03T20:52:55Z

//Voice Post, Applies to Comments!//

OY OY. I'm tired of'earing 'ow I look like tha' bugger Heath Ledger.

I'M NOT FROM BLEEDIN' PERTH!!!

Wave Twelve

2007-11-01T04:38:27Z

Wave Eleven

2007-10-18T04:17:53Z

SAYA. I had a gift for you but... it's gone fecking berserk.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY LUV.

The rest o'you lot ever heard of a bloody trash can? I found a tied off rubber on the beach today. FOR THE LOVE OF BIG MAMA DON'T LITTER.

Wave Ten

2007-10-11T02:20:48Z

COMMENT LOGGING AHEAD

[Electrical signal to the network.]

Fzz.... skrtch. George? Sccrtch--a splash of water. Fzzt. Oh shite.

[End signal.]

Wave Nine

2007-10-05T02:07:58Z

[There's a dark eyed blonde individual sitting in the middle of the Fountain, meditating Indian style on a soaked plank that was once his surfboard.]

Any minute now this'll all be over. Aaaany minute.... Maybe an 'our....

[There's a thick brown fuzzy arachnid crawling around in his hair too. Worry not, they are related. Yes really.]

Wave Eight

2007-10-02T01:08:32Z

//Voice Post//

Wherre--

Wh-wherrre's mehr sishtarrrr...

One'r youuu's gon'get i'.

Wave Seven

2007-09-24T01:13:07Z

I was born for this mates!

George, you doing well on your wheels lass? A bloody natural in a few days, tha's you! Best to keep on with the skating, water's getting a bit nippy 'less you plan to pilfer a wetsuit!

I rolled by Lupe's flat earlier... looks like she packed up'n left. Good luck on her, lovely bird she was.

SAYA. What's the craic?

Wave Six

2007-09-19T21:26:26Z

GEORGE ME LASS, gone'n enjoyed yer kip in me 'ammock? Dun 'oped it was a right comfort for ye.

SISTER MINE, good on you leaving wiv that bloody 'ell puppy, looked might delicious under a dash o'Vegemite.

I 'AD A DATE WITH A BUNNY ANGEL. IT WAS SO FECKIN' DIVINE.

God 'elp me this'n be a curse.

Wave Five

2007-09-16T17:39:40Z

Whoever hurt me sister.

You'll pay for it.

Wave Four

2007-09-10T20:22:27Z

[Voice Post//Comments in Text]

First th'explosion along the bloody beach, then the fucking forest gets a bit of it wiped out!?

For Chrissake I'm sorry about the grass all right? I've kept that shite at 'ome where it won't 'urt anyone. Aw fuck I was so ashamed I smoked th'whole lot over the last three days! There's no more Mr. MD so you can get off me mate Neville's case.

I'm through with drugs. They're bad mm'kay?